Why did teacher scold the kid in PTA meeting?

I’m like, “Easy - the sailor talks with coarse language, the people-pleaser uses of course language, and the golfer speaks course language.”

Where you put the cucumber

My dick was in the kitchen making me breakfast.

It's conclave.

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He also noticed money was falling out of one bag and blowing across the road. He picked it up and approached the elderly woman, seeing that the first bag was stuffed with cash .“Ma’am, that’s an awful lot of money to be carrying around in a bin bag, do you mind if I ask where you got it?”Well officer" she replied "I live beside the 8th hole of a golf course, and although I have a privacy fence in my garden, those bloody golfers are constantly pissing in garden. You see, there’s a knot hole in the fence and those inconsiderate louts put their dicks through the hole and pee! so every time I see a Willy sticking through, I grab my hedge clippers, clamp down on their Willy and tell them it’s gonna cost you £50 if you want to keep it.“Oh, I see,” said the officer.“That explains the money, but what’s in the other bag?”“Not everyone pays,” said the old lady.

A while ago, my wife and I visited her parents. I remembered her dad had back surgery recently, and I noticed he seemed shorter. My wife asked how I could tell, because she didn’t see a difference. I said, ‘I’m sure—this time, I didn’t have to stand on my tiptoes when we made out in the garage.

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it’s especially crazy, when you consider that women be-shopping